Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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