At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
she smelled like a LAN party
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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