Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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