So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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