Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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