I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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