Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I think your dad took our porno
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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