it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
