The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Did you pee in the oven last night??
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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