belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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