fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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