his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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