She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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