as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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