i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
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just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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