He asked to "fluff my boner.."
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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