sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
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i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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