this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
