Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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