actually, I'm a sock model
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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