so let's talk penis.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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