No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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