My nipple is on Facebook.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
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The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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