I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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