all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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