He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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