Your tits are I can't wait for
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I can't turn off my feet"
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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