Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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