How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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