one two three fourrrrnication!
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
bring money and cleavage
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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