Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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