my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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