You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Randomize
