So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
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Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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