My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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