I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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