your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Do vagina's smell?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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