Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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