saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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