There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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