I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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