i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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