I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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