You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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