I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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