Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
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I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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