Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Two words: blizzard sex
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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