I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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