Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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