just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
they need to just BURY HIM!
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note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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