I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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