I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
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You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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