Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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