do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
My liver just had a heart attack.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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