and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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